weteevee:

when you get a hot new mutual

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(Source: flygoing)

ethane:

rate my face on a scale of 10 to 10

oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?


runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

(Source: spectacularspectacular)

ugly:

i want to travel the world but i also want to stay home in bed

sacaswagea:

99% sure my soulmate is a piece of bread

(Source: mondegreener)

asvprock:

That awkward moment when you make eye contact with your kinda-friend AGAIN at school.

unclefather:

when U leave the barber shop with that clean cut 

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disowns:

when you see a big spider on your desk 

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(Source: disowns)

greetings:

when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free

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bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

(Source: oreooficial)

gierlichmypussy:

when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod)